The milkman of Cheddar started off in business school. Lefty Orange sold
cheap colonial-style bronze medallions out of his coat lining.
One day he was outed by the mayor at a flea circus presentation at the edge
Lefty ran home and scurried under the gate, hiding outside in the doghouse,
wearing only a grey wig.
When the ninth night fell, he was back on the streets doing what he was
born to do.
Lefty was in and out of jail for four decades. One too many times and Lefty
learned a valuable lesson.
You can prowl the streets peddling delicious milk in a white uniform and
truck. But you’ll never be accepted by the bovine community. And you’ll
get all the familiar thrills of selling cheap medallions.
Amelia Does is an Ontario writer whose work has appeared in Acta Victoriana, Cineforum Italia, and Incite Journal of Experimental Media. She is the author of two chapbooks (The Yellow Piano and Baby Eat Violin), a biography (Do Not Look Away: The Life of Arthur Lipsett), a forthcoming novel (The Coming of Jarbina), and a children’s book (The Walking Tree and Other Stories).